Former PL CEO Predicts a Dodgy Escape Plan!…

Hold onto your hats, folks! In a whirlwind of legal drama, Manchester City might just do the ultimate dodge and swerve out of trouble over those pesky 115 financial charges! According to the grapevine, former Premier League boss, Keith Wyness, has hinted that Pep Guardiola’s squad might not even get a slap on the wrist! Can you imagine the sweet sigh of relief at the Etihad?

Pep was hoping for a verdict faster than City scores goals, following last year’s hearing. The suspense is killing fans, and rumours galore suggest everything from relegation to fines or even a β€œno soup for you” title strip! But Wyness, that old fox, speculates a secret handshake might be at play. “Pick your rumour,” he says, as if we’re choosing toppings on our City-supporter sundae.

And while City enjoys their impressive fourth Premier League title like a trophy-hoarding squirrel, Pep and his team are sniffing out fresh talent for next season. Stay looped in with Manchester City’s antics through our WhatsApp group, expertly curated newsletters, and toe-tapping podcasts. Who says football’s just about the game, eh?