Alan Shearer’s Premier League Predictions…
In a playful twist of fortunes, Alan Shearer has unleashed his crystal ball to predict the Premier League’s fate, leaving Manchester United and Manchester City fans wondering if their clubs suddenly became invisible to talent. Shearer believes Liverpool will once again sit atop the throne like a cat that snagged all the yarn, thanks to a beefed-up squad with Florian Wirtz and possibly Alexander Isak. On the contrary, many believe Manchester United might as well be chasing unicorns instead of the Champions League this season.
Meanwhile, Shearer forecasts Arsenal to follow closely behind in second place, just like an eager puppy that’s heard “walkies” but isn’t quite allowed out yet. Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City, sans Kevin De Bruyne, are predicted to manage the third spot, which might be the new reality for them if they continue their no De Bruyne, no party policy. On the southern side, Tottenham’s soap opera-esque drama sees them placing eighth despite changing managers quicker than a magician switching cards. Across the board, newly promoted clubs could soon believe they’re stuck on a Premier League yo-yo, headed straight back down as quickly as they arrived.