Man City Starlet Divine Mukasa Leaves Scouts Dazed…
In an event straight out of a Monty Python sketch, scouts attending Manchester City’s FA Youth Cup clash against West Brom found themselves making an early exit, having decided they had witnessed enough magic for one day. Young midfield maestro Divine Mukasa had wowed them with his two splendid assists in a whopping 6-0 trampling, prompting the visiting scouts to hastily vacate the premises in search of a new hobby – perhaps knitting?
Mukasa’s sulky demeanor at being substituted was simply the icing on the divine cake for Under-18 head coach Oliver Reiss. Reiss embarked on a gushing monologue, unable to stop singing the praises of his multi-talented wunderkind. Divine Mukasa, aka “the footballing Swiss Army knife,” has notched an astonishing 14 goals and 24 assists with his nifty feet in tow, proving he’s more than just a one-trick pony.
With cheeky skills reminiscent of idols Zidane and De Bruyne, Mukasa exhibits the finesse of juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle. The scouts not only left mesmerized by Mukasa’s eye-watering talent but also probably regretting not wearing sunglasses to shield their eyes from his radiant brilliance. As Mukasa continues to write headlines, the question lingers: will the scouts ever dare to leave early from his matches again? Stay tuned!
