Ruben Dias Commits Future to Manchester City…
Ruben Dias has secured his future with Manchester City by signing a new four-year deal. This contract gives him the possibility of extending his stay to a full decade—a commitment nearly as long as a cricket test match between two sloths. After joining in 2020, Dias magically transformed City’s wobbly defense, helping them to win four successive league titles and completing the Treble in 2023. Despite battling injuries last year, Dias remains essential to City’s future plans, almost like an irreplaceable piece in a 10,000-piece puzzle that keeps falling on the floor. “I’m incredibly happy and proud,” the 28-year-old defender said. “The club’s ambitions match mine, like peanut butter matches jelly!”
Manchester City’s sporting director, Hugo Viana, is having the time of his life, juggling player futures that resemble a circus performance on a rollercoaster. Yet, a content Viana can relax knowing he’s secured “the ultimate professional” in Dias, whose leadership is unrivaled. “Ruben is like a drama-free episode of your favorite soap opera,” he praised. With the transfer window’s final weeks looming, Viana’s mission is to resolve the futures of other stars, ensuring the club’s success continues as smoothly as a penguin sliding on ice.
