Foden Flubs, Keane Unleashes Tongue-Lashing…
In a move that gives new meaning to the phrase “full English breakfast,” Roy Keane served Phil Foden a continental-sized helping of reality after England’s 2-0 win over Albania. Despite the scoreline, Foden’s performance left more to be desired than a pizza on the moon. The dazzling Manchester City player seemed to forget his “dazzle” and misplaced it somewhere between the right flank and Roy Keane’s fiery glare.
Keane, known for mincing neither words nor onions, suggested that Foden’s place in Thomas Tuchel’s England squad might be as shaky as a jelly on a trampoline. “No goals, no shots, no party,” Keane quipped, pointing out Foden’s invisible contribution on the field. With the upcoming World Cup on the horizon, Foden might need to step it up—or risk doing a disappearing act.
Meanwhile, Keane’s banter partner, Ian Wright, chimed in like a chorus in a Shakespearean comedy, agreeing that Foden’s and co-star Marcus Rashford’s performances were distinctly lacking in pizzazz and panache. With an upcoming game at Wembley against Latvia, Foden has another chance to prove he’s more than just a star from the star-studded Premier League. Otherwise, he might find himself trading football boots for knitting needles. Stay tuned, folks!
