Rodri, Return of the Pitch Jedi?…
Pep Guardiola’s having a mind-bending debate hotter than a plate of fish and chips on a snowy day! He’s got his crystal ball out and is attempting to predict Rodri’s match fitness like a fortune-teller on transfer deadline day! Our favorite Spanish midfield maestro is juggling those fitness levels like a football at a samba party, trying to get back onto the grassy battlefields of the pitch.
Despite Rodri doing his best Superman impression at the Premier League theme park against Bournemouth, Pep isn’t ready to let him fly just yet. He’s sitting on the bench tucking into a metaphorical popcorn bucket while watching from the sidelines. Pep’s channeling his inner Gandalf, ensuring Rodri doesn’t rush into the footballing mines of Moria without a health scroll!
Meanwhile, Manchester City’s got enough squads to form a conga line, with footballers rotating faster than a record on DJ Pep’s decks! With a summer signings jamboree and four captains on vacation, the pitch is a whirl of new faces. Watch out, because the club’s rotation policy is more twisted than a referee’s decision during an unplanned rain dance! Game on, footie fans! 🎮⚽
