Guardiola’s Right-Hand Man in Demand…
Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City ship might have sprung a leak, as his assistant Carlos Vicens could be whisked away faster than a cat finding a milk saucer! The football gods have whispered to Braga, a team so ambitious they’d try to outshine the sun, and they want Vicens at the helm. Despite Braga’s current throne as Portugal’s fourth-place dynamos, they’re hungry for more—like a teenager eyeing a second dessert.
Now, Vicens isn’t just any coach; he’s like an alchemist of set pieces at the Etihad, crafting goals out of thin air and dizzying defenses with barely a wink. Born in the crucible of the Man City youth oracles, he’s ready to step out from under Pep’s jaw-dropping shadow. Braga smells a trophy with Vicens, hoping he’ll conjure magic and rain footballing fury across the Iberian Peninsula!
Meanwhile, Pep Guardiola has decreed his soul cannot handle a squad bigger than a clown car! With threats of quitting if the City circus keeps adding juggling acts, he champions quality over quantity—encouraging City brass to downsize. Pep demands harmony in his kingdom, else we might see him ballroom-dancing his way to a smaller, less chaotic stage. Will City heed his call, or are we on the brink of Europe’s zaniest coaching shuffle? Only time will tell!
