John Stones vs. The Lava Monster of Injuries
Hold your hats! John Stones, the injury-fighting superhero, leaps back to the field like a kangaroo on a trampoline, ready to rock the Club World Cup!
Pep’s South American Samba Dreams!
Pep Guardiola might swap London’s drizzle for a South American samba dance! Dreaming of Brazil or Argentina while leading Man City with all the drama dialed up!
Vitor’s World Cup Riot in Wonderland
Vitor Reis, Man City’s £29.6M wonder knight, aims to juke past defenders in a comic World Cup quest! Will he rise or ride the bench’s magic carpet?
Pep’s Wild Atlanta Adventure
Pep’s in Atlanta, whipping up a whirlwind football fiesta! Expect player shuffles, dazzling debuts, and goal-scoring galore! Ready for the fireworks?
Gvardiol: The Center-Back Saga Unfolds
Gvardiol’s magic compass led him to Manchester City’s center-back throne! The former left-back shows off his football wizardry, seeking teamwork treasures!
Goalie Keating’s Case Collapses Spectacularly!
Keating’s legal drama fizzles faster than a zig-zagging soccer ball! With charges gone, she’s back blocking goals, munching Pye, and dreaming of jetpacks!
City’s Right-Back Riddle: The Saga Continues!
Man City’s right-back is on the loose! Pep’s treasure hunt for the perfect defender rivals a pirate’s quest. Can Livramento dodge transfer chaos or will chaos reign?
Man City vs Sun: The Hot-Footed Challenge!
Man City takes the field against Al Ain and sizzling sunbeams! Witness a fiery showdown in Atlanta’s sweltering heat and Orlando’s sunburn saga! Grab shades!
Man City Adds 6,000 Rooftop Ravers!
Man City’s Etihad Stadium is getting a funky facelift! It’s adding 6,000 seats for mega-fan madness. Can you smell the victory pie already?
Man City’s 2015 Cartoonishly Wild Spending Spree
Man City’s 2015 shopping spree hit the jackpot! De Bruyne as a prized teddy, Sterling as a squirrel, and Otamendi as a bulldozer—pure cartoon mayhem!
Bernardo Silva: Captain Fantastic!
Bernardo Silva takes the captain’s armband, whirls like a disco dynamo, and defends Man City’s age like a midfield lion! Ready for his fiery leadership?
Guardiola’s Club World Cup Wild Ride!
Pep’s Club World Cup ride: wilder than squirrels in penalty boxes! Inter Miami stuns Porto, as chaos ensues. Can Pep’s gang conquer this citrusy chaos?
Man City Flexes Wallet Muscles FIFA-Style!
Man City went FIFA God-mode, blowing £316M like sushi-fed hippos! New players are their Pokémon cards, and they’re money magicians. Stay dizzy!
Man City Fined: Delays Cause Comic Chaos!
Man City fined £1M for their dazzling delay dramas! Forget time-warping magic; it’s time for City’s Clock Control Committee to face the ticking reality.
Haaland Becomes Captain Marvel at Man City!
Haaland, the Viking Thunder, rocks the Club World Cup dreams with Man City! Once a temporary stop, now a decade-long legend! Get ready for goal galore!