Haaland Sends Yamal Cosmic Praise!
Yamal dazzles like a cosmic squirrel, steals the show with Barcelona’s epic comeback! Haaland, benched, hails his brilliance with a digital shout-out!
Yamal dazzles like a cosmic squirrel, steals the show with Barcelona’s epic comeback! Haaland, benched, hails his brilliance with a digital shout-out!
Man City fans tackle a wild ticket dilemma! Prices soar like a Vardy celebration, leaving fans to choose between Wembley or that gold-plated kettle dream!
Bon voyage, KDB! The Etihad’s ready for a tearful fiesta as Kevin De Bruyne waltzes off the pitch for one last magic act against Bournemouth!
Pep Guardiola urges fans to rally like yodeling superheroes as Cityzens protest ticket woes with a six-minute vanishing act before hosting Wolves!
Manchester City’s Haaland & Rodri waltz back to training! With grins wider than goalposts, they’re recovering for epic future matches. Hold tight, fans!
Alan Shearer dreams big, wishing he’d teamed up with De Bruyne’s magic feet for flashy goals galore! Where’s the King of Assists off to next? Stay tuned!
Man City fans are doing the ‘Ticket Tango’! Will they waltz with delight or stomp off in protest over ticketing woes? Find out in this footie showdown!
City’s secret trio shines! Braithwaite, McAtee, and O’Reilly—Pep’s stealthy stars—dazzle on the pitch, saving money and spinning magic for Manchester! ⚽️
Rodri and Haaland are back for Man City! With his knee recovered, Rodri’s ready to dazzle like a peacock in Pep’s suit, while Haaland’s ankle heals at cheetah speed!
Pep’s penguins welcome Costa! Manchester City rolls out the neon carpet for Porto’s Diogo Costa as the No.1 shirt glows with magic reflexes.
Thomas Muller warns: Without Pep’s magic touch, Manchester City may face chaos! Can City find a new wizard, or will they just summon sausages?
Man City’s goalie game is wild! Ederson dazzles; Ortega shines brighter than a blizzard and Carson’s still kickin’. Will Costa join this curious circus?
In a zany footy tale, De Bruyne battles quirky teammates in a medieval-like assist quest! Will the pass wizard outsmart comic rivals Savinho & Nunes? 🧙⚽
Sky Sports zaps Man City vs. Wolves into your lair: epic footy drama, over 1,000 matches, and bundles faster than a cheetah on caffeine! GOOOOAL!
Pep’s midfield quest has more twists than a rollercoaster, with a musical chairs game starring Kalvin, Nico, Mateo, and a missing Rodri! Can Pep’s magic solve it?