Man City Fans Build a Blue Wall of Protests!
Man City fans unleash a Blue Wall protest, battling ticket woes with penguin-like persistence! From slumbering sloths to snazzy squirrels, they rally with style!
Haaland’s Fanboy Moment with Warnock!
Haaland’s fanboy spree: trading goals for selfies! Meet Erling’s idol, football ‘fossil’ Warnock, who was hugged like a turbocharged fjord pony!
Man City’s Comic Chaos and Silly Silvas
City’s Silly Soccer Show: De Bruyne dazzles, Wolves wobble, and Haaland’s pre-match pickle party! Pep’s dance, Silva’s free-kick flub—pure football fun!
Pep Plays Chicken with De Bruyne’s Future
Pep cheekily winks at De Bruyne’s uncertain City future! Amid nail-biting drama and magical goals, Kevin’s contract saga leaves fans hungrier than goats at a picnic!
Man City vs Injuries: Battle Royale!
Haaland’s return to Man City is like a superhero cameo! While Pep’s got a plan thicker than porridge, City’s injury list is longer than a matchday scarf!
Haaland Benched with Pep’s Pep Pills
Haaland benched while Pep goes pop! Guardiola’s Manchester City mixes Foden fizz and McAtee magic in a football boy band showdown against Wolves!
Man City Path to Champions League Glory
Man City, like a penguin in a tux, kicks Wolves and pirouettes into the Top Three. A jellybean-squirrel race to the Champions League bake-off!
Why Wolves’ Ait-Nouri Escaped Red Card
Wily wolves, a feisty foot, and a red card Houdini act! Ait-Nouri’s ankle tango went unpunished as VAR said, ‘Eh, it’s just a footloose fumble!’
De Bruyne’s Wizardry Silences Wolves
De Bruyne’s left foot dazzles, as City’s wizardry bewilders the Wolves, prancing toward Champions League! Fans groove, tickets gripe, and a Haaland sit-down!
De Bruyne’s Farewell Fling & City’s Wobble
KDB bids adieu with a dazzling goal, as City dodges Wolves’ circus antics! Fans savor the victory like a golden Wonka bar. A magical Etihad night!
City Edges Wolves in Drama-Llama Derby!
City narrowly tames Wolves 1-0 as De Bruyne dazzles with a singular cosmic kick! Wolves’ wild moon boot dance can’t save them from City’s limpet grip.
Sky Blues vs. Proud Wolves: Friday Face-off!
Sky Blues vs. Wolves: A soccer saga kicks off at 8pm! City aims for the top; Wolves plot an epic surprise. Ready your remotes, it’s a face-off for the ages!
Man City Hopes to Howl Louder Than Wolves
Man City gears up for a wild duel with the Wolves at Etihad! Can they out-roar the pack amidst injuries and fan protests, or will the Wolves keep howling?
Pep’s Curious Hint at City Exit: A Comic Tale
Pep drops a bomb! Could the philosopher hang up his clipboard at Man City by 2027? Rollercoaster seasons, dancing elephants, and future siestas await!
Pundit Predicts Haaland Doom, Goes Bust!
Pundit Rory Jennings predicted Haaland’s flop like a paper plane in a hurricane! Now, Haaland’s scoring storms prove him wrong, while Rory bets on poker!