City’s U21s Battle Arsenal in Under-21 Chaos!
City’s U21s vs Arsenal: Superhero showdown! City’s young guns, fresh from beating Liverpool, clash with Arsenal in PL2 play-off chaos. Who’ll score next?
Man City Ticket Conundrum Explodes!
Man City ticket prices soar sky-high for FA Cup final! Fans face a wild ride, paying princely sums for seats. It’s a circus of costlier kicks!
Man City vs Palace: FA Cup Drama Unravels!
Man City vs. Palace: A kickoff time caper has fans hunting like Sherlock! 4:30pm’s the answer, but ticket prices leap higher than a kangaroo’s pogo!
Doku Doodles on De Bruyne’s Departure Blues
Doku’s dismayed—De Bruyne’s leaving Manchester City! The pitch wizard waves goodbye, and Doku’s like a squirrel without espresso. What happens next? Who knows!
Messi 2.0: The Quest for Mastantuono
Meet Franco Mastantuono, the dazzling River Plate teen who’s got Manchester United and Chelsea swooning. Can he echo Messi’s magic? Stay tuned!
Crazy FA Cup Time-Twisting Drama!
FA Cup clock chaos! Fans spin in a time warp, as kickoff remains a mystery. Will the FA’s silence break or are fans stuck in time limbo forever?
De Bruyne’s Baffling Club World Cup Dilemma!
De Bruyne’s contract cliffhanger! Will Man City’s midfield maestro dazzle in the USA or tango elsewhere? Stay tuned as Guardiola plots his next move!
Man City Fans Build a Blue Wall of Protests!
Man City fans unleash a Blue Wall protest, battling ticket woes with penguin-like persistence! From slumbering sloths to snazzy squirrels, they rally with style!
Haaland’s Fanboy Moment with Warnock!
Haaland’s fanboy spree: trading goals for selfies! Meet Erling’s idol, football ‘fossil’ Warnock, who was hugged like a turbocharged fjord pony!
Man City’s Comic Chaos and Silly Silvas
City’s Silly Soccer Show: De Bruyne dazzles, Wolves wobble, and Haaland’s pre-match pickle party! Pep’s dance, Silva’s free-kick flub—pure football fun!
Pep Plays Chicken with De Bruyne’s Future
Pep cheekily winks at De Bruyne’s uncertain City future! Amid nail-biting drama and magical goals, Kevin’s contract saga leaves fans hungrier than goats at a picnic!
Man City vs Injuries: Battle Royale!
Haaland’s return to Man City is like a superhero cameo! While Pep’s got a plan thicker than porridge, City’s injury list is longer than a matchday scarf!
Haaland Benched with Pep’s Pep Pills
Haaland benched while Pep goes pop! Guardiola’s Manchester City mixes Foden fizz and McAtee magic in a football boy band showdown against Wolves!
Man City Path to Champions League Glory
Man City, like a penguin in a tux, kicks Wolves and pirouettes into the Top Three. A jellybean-squirrel race to the Champions League bake-off!
Why Wolves’ Ait-Nouri Escaped Red Card
Wily wolves, a feisty foot, and a red card Houdini act! Ait-Nouri’s ankle tango went unpunished as VAR said, ‘Eh, it’s just a footloose fumble!’