City Stunned by Silicone Southampton
Southampton snubbed City’s goal dreams in a “Goalless: The Southampton Saga.” Guardiola cooked tactical soufflés that flopped, and Haaland was the lost punchline!
De Bruyne’s Secret Love Affair with Anfield?
Kevin De Bruyne might join Liverpool! Is City’s star set to trade blue for red? The Anfield magic, Klopp love, and Van Dijk bromance say it all.
City’s Comical Clash with Saints
Pep’s pirates set sail for Southampton! Can Haaland’s hammer strike gold, or will the Saints banish City to football’s hall of shame? Stay tuned for the comic clash!
Man City: Double Final Frenzy Looms!
Man City is in a double dare dance-off! Senior squad vs. teens both shine on the same day. It’s trophy hunting vs. talent scouting — what a footy frenzy!
Man City to Paint Premier League Blue?
Man City pirouettes into Southampton, aiming to splash a sky-blue hue across the Premier League! Can the Saints stay afloat, or will it rain goals?
Guardiola’s Galaxy Squad Saves The Day!
Pep’s City squad is like a superhero team on the South Coast! With Haaland’s power, De Bruyne’s sparkle, and Doku’s disco feet, they’ll dazzle Southampton!
City’s Centurion Chickens: The Masked Victory
Chickens, chaos, and cosmic kicks—Man City’s 100-point adventure ended with a dazzling chicken mask party and a last-second goal! Poultry perfection!
Man City’s Treasure Hunt for Next Haaland
Man City’s on a zany quest for their next Haaland with wild rookies and tactical wizardry, all while Pep dreams of a pizza-slice future in footy wonderland!
Pep’s Mad Quest: Battle of Glitter & Injuries
Pep’s wild ride: Injuries rained, trophies vanished, but Pep’s ready for a comeback! With £175m and new players, he’s cooking a football feast. Stay tuned!
Haaland Set to Electrify Saints Showdown!
Erling “Thor” Haaland is back to crash Southampton’s party, swinging Mjolnir to score! City might look like Swiss cheese, but expect chaos on the pitch!
Man City Transfer Dreams Wirtz into Thin Air
Man City’s Wirtz dreams deflate as the Bayer ace grooves towards Bayern. City’s transfer hopes prance away like a midnight snack, leaving fans stunned!
Wilcox, the Under-21 Wizard of Mancunia!
Wilcox weaves magic in Mancunia! City’s young wizards outplay United’s Devilish squad, with nutmegs and backheel goals galore. It’s pure football alchemy!
Mini-Derby with Gigantic Stakes!
Man City U21s tango with Man United U21s in an epic play-off clash! It’s titans in training battling for bragging rights—expect goals and drama galore!
Man City Sells Midfield Star for Big Bucks!
Norwich’s shopping spree snags Jacob Wright from Man City! The midfield marvel, who zips like a caffeinated squirrel, is all set for a £5M dazzler!
Pep’s Pep Talk: City Stars Need Snacks!
Pep orders hearty snacks and chit-chat as City’s mojo mission begins! With Pep’s quirky strategies, will Manchester City’s zest return on the pitch?