VAR Drama: Guardiola’s Epic Touchline Tango!
Pep’s pitchside polka steals the show! VAR drama turns Etihad into a football opera with tango flair. Expect more footy theatrics, disco sneakers ready!
Phil Foden’s Mystery Derby Knockout
Phil Foden’s out with a mystery bug, while City’s stars catch the “can’t play” flu! Pep unleashes rookie heroes faster than squirrels on espresso!
Osvaldo: Football’s Rockstar Renegade
Meet Dani Osvaldo, the rockstar renegade of football! From flamingo dances on the field to romantic vanishing acts, he’s a wild football tale you won’t want to miss!
Man City vs Palace: Where, When, How?!
Man City faces Crystal Palace in an Etihad showdown! Pep’s puzzle without Haaland, a must-watch, as UK fans cheer on TNT Sports 1 at 12:30pm BST! ⚽
Gary Neville’s Epic Text Avalanche!
Gary Neville’s phone buzzed like crazy after blasting Pep’s tactics as dull as a nil-nil draw! Is football losing its flair? Bounce back time!
Epic Showdown: Man City vs Crystal Palace!
Epic clash alert! Man City, with half their team in bandages, faces Crystal Palace at Etihad. Can the backup heroes rise? Watch this rollercoaster game!
City vs Palace: Curtain-closing Derby!
Man City gears up to dazzle or doze in their turf adventure against Crystal Palace. Will De Bruyne’s wizardry break the soccer snooze spell? Tune in to see!
Haaland: Premier League’s Wallet Buster
Hold onto your hats, soccer fans! Haaland’s multi-million contract is a Premier League showstopper, outshining Chelsea’s Palmer, Arsenal’s Saka, and wild surprises!
Man City Battles Palace with Whacky Line-up!
Man City hits the pitch like tap-dancing penguins against Palace! With stars benched, De Bruyne sparkles and Pep’s plans go wild! Ready for ‘Bonkers Football’?
Nico Gonzalez: The Musical Chair Midfielder Saga
Nico Gonzalez’s mystical midfield moves hit pause! Pep’s got him playing statue while dreaming of epic Charlestons. Will he master the secret football disco?
City’s Injury List Longer Than a Goalpost!
Man City turns into a “bruised bananas” market! With injuries blocking the Champions journey, will Haaland, Foden & Ake be back to rescue Guardiola’s squad?
Pep’s Pep Talk: Viana’s Truth Quest
Pep Guardiola recruits blunt-speaking Hugo Viana to sprinkle Brazilian magic on Man City’s squad, avoiding ‘Coulda-Woulda Land’ like cats dodging baths!
Pep in Trouble as City Lose Superstars!
Man City’s got more injuries than a giraffe’s neck is long! Foden and pals face Crystal Palace, leaving Guardiola scrambling for miracle cures. Can Pep pull a rabbit out of his hat?
City Fan Duo Reunited in Football Heaven
Father-son City fans Alan and Justin score eternal seats in football heaven! Join the 28th & 72nd-minute applause party at Etihad for this legendary duo.
Man City vs Premier League: Legal Chaos!
Man City slips into a legal quagmire deeper than a goalie’s dive—130 charges! Will Pep’s crew play dodgeball or risk a red card from the Premier League?