City’s Bonus Boot Fizzle at Chelsea Deal!
City misses out on cheddar as Jamie Gittens heads to Chelsea sans sell-on clause! Will City bounce back or will Chelsea reign supreme in this footy drama?
Pep’s Tactical Cartoon in Club World Cup Clash!
Pep vs. Inzaghi: Football Battle Royale! Will Pep’s Cityzens outdo Inzaghi’s tricks, or will the Sultan of Surprises snatch victory with a tactical rabbit? Stay tuned!
Epic U21 Showdown: Lions Tame German Machines
Young Lions roar to victory in U21 Euros, outplaying Germany 3-2! McAtee conducts the chaos, Rowe snags the win, and Harvey “Best Hair” Elliott zips to glory!
Man City’s Silly Soiree of World Cup Wonders!
Man City’s dancing through the Club World Cup like a cat chasing lasers! Will Pep’s magic lead them to glory, or will they meet their giggly match?
Kyle Walker’s Milan Rollercoaster Ride Ends
Kyle Walker’s AC Milan adventure fizzles out like a spicy meatball! He’s back at Man City, with whispers of an Everton twist. Will he rise or stumble? Stay tuned!
City’s Cash Score: Millions to the Max!
Man City just scored a cash jackpot, netting over £35 million at the Club World Cup! Kicking goals and stacking gold—it’s a money mad goal fest!
Doku Dazzles with City Slick Moves!
Doku’s feet are on fire! The Man City wizard dazzles at the Club World Cup, slicing defenses like crispy chicken. Can his magic continue against Al Hilal?
Doku’s Meteoric Rise to Wing Wizardry!
Zap! Jeremy Doku sprints past defenders at lightning speed, dazzling with magic on the wing! Will this speedster soar to Wing Wizard stardom? Find out!
Man City Players Refuse To Flee The Nest!
City stars stick like glue at Etihad! No jet-setting drama this summer – Pep’s squad’s all about loyalty and love, leaving Guardiola in a team jigsaw!
City Citizens Dance Past Deadlines!
Man City sashays past financial deadlines! While others scramble like dizzy chickens, City pirouettes gracefully, eyeing future scouting adventures. Bliss!
Balotelli’s 13th Club Adventure Begins!
Thirteen clubs and counting! Balotelli swaps Genoa for sangria and sunshine in Spain’s third division. Can Murcia handle the Balotelli thrill ride?
Gyokeres & the Crazy Man United Saga
Viktor Gyokeres is spinning transfer chaos like a soccer tornado! With dreams of Man U, and Liverpool whispers, will he ditch Saudi millions? Stay tuned!
McAtee’s Madcap Adventure & Liverpool Lair
McAtee swaps City’s World Cup whirl for a Euro adventure! The football circus rolls on as he dances in Bratislava, eyeing scouts like eager seagulls.
City’s Toon-Time Heist: Cash & Glory Galore!
Man City’s Ocean’s Eleven stunt nets £1.5m from Juve! Haaland scores, Pep jigs, and Orlando sparkles. City’s Cup win: football mayhem sweeter than jelly beans!
Rodri’s Epic Return: Guardiola’s Gambit!
Rodri returns! Like a hurricane-tamer, he jazzed up City’s game against Juventus. Pep’s crazy risk paid off, and fans are rolling in midfield magic!