Man City Wins Big: £15.7m & Counting!
Man City’s kicking it rich, snagging a £15.7m Champions League loot! With spider-kicks and Thor’s penalties, the football sorcerers blitz to glory!
Doku: The Man City Wizard Missing Magic
Doku’s magical football show at Man City needs a sprinkle of Grealish’s pizza magic to stop those spaghetti crosses from missing the mark! Mamma Mia, Pep!
Pep’s Pantomime: Penalty Party Pop!
Man City danced past Fulham in a goal-packed spectacle! Watch Gundogan the Ninja and Haaland the Penalty Prince lead Pep’s squad to Champions League bliss!
Pep’s Spicy Talk on City Transfers
Pep’s tackling transfer talks like a squirrel ninja! No squad shake-ups but watch Grealish navigate Pep’s playbook maze! Squad Tetris on pause!
Man City Skip Hop Into Champions League Fun!
Man City catapults into the Champions League with style, skipping qualifiers like a no-line theme park ride! Ready for epic August footy clashes? Game on!
City Ascends to Champions League Heaven!
Man City rockets to the Champs League, dodging rivals like a ninja! Get ready for soccer drama—squirrels on trampolines await!
Pep and the Grealish Transfer Tango
Pep’s Whimsical Grealish Go-Round! Is Jack football’s prized muffin on the bench, or Pep’s twisty football myth? Watch as the transfer tango heats up!
2025-26 PL Season: Kick-off Chaos!
Premier League 2025-26: Kick-off chaos! Sunderland’s back, Liverpool’s dodging rivals, and transfer window’s tighter than a Mourinho defense. Hold onto your vuvuzelas!
Man City Joins Europe’s Ultimate Footy Fiesta!
Man City flips into Champions League like a ninja llama! With a cosmic kick-off from Gundogan and Haaland’s thunder-penalty, get ready for footy madness!
De Bruyne’s Exit: Tears & Tiaras at City!
De Bruyne’s farewell at City was a jubilant, teary-eyed spectacle! Fans, like seagulls at a fish-fry, cheered him on while ninja passes flew and monastery jokes lingered.
Man City Wins, Qualifies in Style!
Man City dazzles in a footie fiesta, snagging a Champions League spot with a physics-defying kick and precision penalty! Ready for Monaco’s epic draw!
City’s Oddball Match: Haaland’s Quiet Goal
City’s quirky win! Haaland’s playful penalty and Gundogan’s crane kick tamed Fulham like turtles under moonlight! Next stop: Champions League chaos!
VAR Drama: Gundogan’s Sky High Hat-Trick!
Gundogan’s epic overhead goal had VAR dancing! City fans rejoice as they eye the Champions League stage, like squirrels seeking sugary glory!
Lineker’s Last Dance and Ten Hag Tango
Lineker’s last hurrah meets Ten Hag’s tango at Wembley! As the press grill United’s boss with the pressure of a jelly-tot wobble, Lineker gears up for his swansong!
Pep’s Ice Age: Grealish Frozen Out!
Pep’s frosty shuffle: Grealish benched, Echeverri shines! Fans are baffled as Pep’s chess-like tactics keep us guessing. Will Jack’s hair see daylight?