Pep’s Prankster Problem in Pep’s Punchline Parade
Pep’s prankster antics in Manchester went spaghetti-crazy! Yet, he’s now ready to unleash rookie magic like lions tackling llamas. Stay tuned!
City Stars to Fly 16,000 Miles for Glory!
City Stars embark on an epic 16,000-mile kickabout! Manchester City’s sky blues face a globe-trotting summer, jet-setting like a football in a pinball machine!
Haaland’s Ankle’s Hairy Adventure!
Haaland’s ankle takes a moon hopscotch break! Marmoush rockets in, scoring like a ninja viking. Can City juggle the drama like a llama in pajamas?
City’s Viking Striker Downed by Ankle Gremlin!
The mighty Viking of Manchester, Erling Haaland, succumbed to an ankle gremlin! Subbed by Omar “The Wizard,” he turned the game around and left fans spellbound!
Stuart Pearce’s Airplane Adventure!
Stuart Pearce’s sky-high drama! From pitch hero to plane distress, his flight was redirected as fast as a winger! Post-virus, he’s back critiquing football!
City Shambles or Triumph? Stay Tuned!
City fans gasp as Manchester City awaits a thrilling verdict on 115 mysterious charges! Dive into the drama, stay updated via life’s digital cheerleading!
Bernardo Silva’s Age-Defying Boogie
Bernardo Silva’s turning 30s into new 20s with nimble-footed magic! While Man City’s ‘aged’ stars dance past Bournemouth and prove they’re not rusting steamboats yet!
Viana’s Comic Capers at Man City Begin!
Step right up! Meet Hugo Viana, City’s new transfer wizard juggling talent like flamingos on skates! Will O’Reilly’s moves score or will Nunes’ blunders steal the show?
Man City Wins FA Cup Thriller Vs. Bournemouth!
Man City zapped Bournemouth 2-1 with De Bruyne’s magic while Haaland hobbled! Pep’s pep-talk turned kittens into goal-scoring wizards. Got your popcorn?
Stuart Pearce’s Sky-High Life Saver Drama!
Stuart Pearce’s heart takes a wild flight! Mid-air drama beats any penalty shootout, saved by hero cabin crew. Feel your pulse racing like Pearce’s!
Guardiola’s Hilarious Hug-a-thon
Guardiola’s hug-fest steals the show as Man City zips past Bournemouth in a wild semi-final jaunt. O’Reilly dazzles while Haaland hams it up!
City Sends Dorset Dreamers Packing!
Man City flips Bournemouth’s turf into a zany shimmy-palooza! O’Reilly dazzles, Haaland scores, and Pep’s pep rally rockets them to the FA Cup semis!
Haaland’s Knee Drama Hits Man City Square
Haaland’s knee moves did a Nordic tango! City’s sky is buzzing: Ake’s foot pulls a vanishing act, and Bobb’s leg drama joins the lineup. Will the pitch party recover in time?
Pep’s Premier League Pep Talk Puzzles!
Pep regrets benching Man City’s young stars and calls them superheroes! O’Reilly saved the day like magic, while Pep’s mistakes were as wild as penguins at a beach party!
Haaland’s Ankle Drama: Bootylicious!
Erling ‘Thunderbolt’ Haaland channels pirate vibes with crutches and boot antics after a wild Man City match. Will his ankle drama reveal its secrets?