Pep’s Revolutionary City Makeover!
Pep’s brewing a football storm at Man City! With new full-backs, magic midfielders, and Haaland’s Viking charge, get ready for a summer of goals and giggles!
City’s Bizarre World Cup Adventure Begins!
City’s off to the Club World Cup in the USA! A wild switcheroo brings LAFC on board, and they’re ready for a Hollywood showdown! Soccer mayhem awaits!
John Stones’ Silly Season Saga!
John Stones moonwalks to England camp! Injured defender joins for rehab, leaving Etihad weeping while fans wonder if he’ll groove to FIFA or sip tea.
City’s Transfer Tumble: The £45m Whoopsie!
Man City’s in a £45m pickle! Kalvin Phillips’ Achilles heel delays his heroics. Pep’s squad wobbles like jelly. Can Phillips return stronger?
Man City vs Premier League’s UFO Mystery!
Man City’s in a Premier League pickle! Charges loom like UFOs, and everyone’s clueless as a cat in a doghouse. Will this verdict ever land? Tune in!
Cityzens Seek Galactic Glory Again!
Man City plans to outshine PSG in a cosmic Champions League showdown, assembling football Avengers to conquer the galaxy with more flair than a caffeinated cheetah!
Man City Goes Transfer Shopping Bonanza!
Man City goes on a bonkers football shopping spree! Pep and crew aim to dazzle with star signings for the Club World Cup, leaving rivals in a meerkat panic!
UEFA’s Wacky Rule Roulette!
Man City’s Champs League adventure gets wacky as UEFA rolls out funky new rules! Picture musical chairs with inflatable bananas—chaos and fun await!
Pep Ponders £10M Striker Dilemma!
Pep’s in a pickle! Should he sell young dynamo Divin for £10M or keep him dazzling at City? It’s a transfer circus, and you won’t want to miss it!
Tevez’s Billboard Stunt Returns!
Tevez’s billboard drama returns! He’s back at Old Trafford for Soccer Aid, battling it out with football legends and cheeky banners! Score double the fun!
Inter Milan vs PSG: A Match of Cosmic Proportions
Inter Milan and PSG’s cosmic Champions League clash awaits in Munich! Man City secures VIP seating, dodging big bullies. Get ready for a wild tourney ride!
Inter & PSG Showdown: Euro Circus in Action!
Inter vs PSG in Munich! A footy face-off as wild as juggling spaghetti! PSG dodged giants like Man City, but Inter’s ready to dance. Who’ll dazzle?
Transfer Madness: Manchester’s Summer Circus!
Manchester’s transfer scene gets zany! United’s hopping on a pogo stick with Matheus Cunha, while City eye a buffet of talent. Window antics begin June 1!
Frimpong’s Loony Liverpool Adventure!
Frimpong trades schnitzel for Scouse, dazzling at Liverpool for a cool £29.5M! Can he color Manchester red as Pep’s nutty right-back riddle continues?
McAtee Skips City’s Big Football Fiesta
McAtee skips City’s party for Slovakia! This football butterfly dodges the Club World Cup while eyeing Under-21 glory. Transfer circus, here we come!