Pep’s Pep-tastrophe! City’s got a star shuffle: McAtee’s out, Lewis has the last laugh, and Pep’s decisions are as wacky as a cat playing soccer!

Man City skips the Wirtz whirl, leaving Liverpool to fight over him like cats! While they chase treasures, Pep’s shopping for hidden gems with gusto!

Man City’s transfer antics reach new heights! They eye Wolves’ Ait-Nouri like a ninja on a Zamboni. Will they ace this left-back chess game? Stay tuned!

Man City goes berserk with a shopping spree! Pep’s raiding the football aisle, eyeing Wolves’ Ait-Nouri and Milan’s Reijnders. Transfer blitz incoming!

Cherki’s feet are faster than a caffeinated squirrel, but his focus is France, not Man City! With goals like chocolate mousse, he’s a midfield wizard on a mission!

Guardiola’s goalie saga is a mix of Jedi tricks and musical chairs! Ederson dodges camel rides; Ortega’s Bundesliga dreams await. Who’s the next Etihad hero?

Hop onto the Man City WhatsApp ride! Follow player scoops faster than Haaland’s sprint! Transfer rumors and updates will have your phone buzzing!

Frimpong zips to Liverpool faster than a cheetah on skates! Pep’s elves are now in rival workshops. Can he keep his stars or will City run out of football magic?

Holy guac! Man City eyes £50m Rayan Ait-Nouri, aiming to spice up their defense like never before. Expect a zany summer shopping spree!

Kovacic’s heel throws a fit—sidelining him as Pep’s transfer fun unfolds! Can Milan’s Reijnders dance into Man City’s plans? Stay tuned for more drama!

Shearer’s prediction: Grealish won’t don Newcastle stripes! With that hair and flair, he needs a magic carpet more than a Toon transfer! What’s next?

Klopp vs Pep in a wacky full-back saga! Big transfers, big drama, and bigger laughs as Liverpool and City clash like squirrels in sombreros!