KDB Teleports to Napoli! Instagram Goes Wild!
Kevin De Bruyne’s dazzling leap to Napoli has Instagram buzzing! Watch him turn football fields into enchanted kingdoms. Pasta, pizzazz, and pure magic await!
Walker Wifey’s Dazzling Diamond Dash!
Annie Kilner-Walker launches “Demure Diamonds”! It’s a bling-tastic project dazzling Manchester like a diamond-encrusted Premier League trophy. Shine on!
Haaland’s Lonely Lap of Honour: Missing Grealish
Haaland’s throwing a digital tantrum! With Grealish soaking up the sun instead of joining Man City’s USA adventures, it’s a bromance break-up blues!
Man City Waiting Like a Cat on a Hot Roof
Man City plays the waiting game as a verdict on their 115 financial juggling acts is overdue. The suspense? Thicker than custard! Stay tuned!
McAtee: England U21’s Cartoon Hero!
James McAtee skips Club World Cup glitz for a U21 captain’s cape! Watch as this City marvel dazzles the pitch with more twists than a disco hedgehog!
Kevin De Bruyne: Napoli’s Knight!
Kevin De Bruyne swaps Manchester for Napoli, bringing his magic to the land of pizza and gladiators! King Kev’s spicy Serie A adventure begins!
Man City’s Post-World Cup Kerfuffle!
Manchester City’s post-World Cup wild ride! With epic food fights and flaming footballs, Pep’s team rocks the world, winning and laughing their way to glory!
Man City’s Akanji Takes USA Detour
Man City’s Akanji swaps drizzles for sizzle, chilling in Nashville after a USA win while teammates land in Miami! Defender’s BBQ detour adds flair!
Man City Bags Teen Star Nypan!
Man City dives into the teen talent pool, snagging Sverre Nypan for £12.5M! This sizzling Norwegian midfield maestro is on a loan adventure. Stay tuned!
Man City Pinches Pennies with Grealish?
Grealish goes from City to a budget buy! Pep’s letting him slip for a sock-cheap £40M! Will this ex-pitch prince salsa to Spurs or Everton? 🏃♂️💨
Pep’s Cosmic Battle with 100-Minute Matches
Pep faces epic 100-minute match mayhem! FIFA’s cosmic time-twist spell has City prepped for marathon pitch battles and legendary goal dance parties!
Man City Seeks Superhero Scots in Miami!
Man City’s Miami invasion: superhero Scots, sunburns, and Pep’s quest for big mimsy magic! Can Marcus Bettinelli fill the legendary Carson’s chucks?
Man City Ticket Tango: Fans in Legal Blitz!
Man City’s ticket tango turns into a legal showdown! Fans lawyer up, tackling season ticket woes like a football fiesta gone wild. Stay tuned, folks!
Man City’s Wild Transfer Time-Travel
Pep’s Manchester City is going bonkers with a squad shake-up! New players galore as Pep transforms his team faster than a kid after candy! Get ready!
Looperland Invasion: Man City’s New Crew Onboard!
Pep’s Crew Club World Cup Adventure! Man City’s fresh squad sets sail, leaving legends lounging on Semi-Retirement Island! New recruits galore!