Haaland’s Knee Drama Hits Man City Square
Haaland’s knee moves did a Nordic tango! City’s sky is buzzing: Ake’s foot pulls a vanishing act, and Bobb’s leg drama joins the lineup. Will the pitch party recover in time?
Pep’s Premier League Pep Talk Puzzles!
Pep regrets benching Man City’s young stars and calls them superheroes! O’Reilly saved the day like magic, while Pep’s mistakes were as wild as penguins at a beach party!
Haaland’s Ankle Drama: Bootylicious!
Erling ‘Thunderbolt’ Haaland channels pirate vibes with crutches and boot antics after a wild Man City match. Will his ankle drama reveal its secrets?
O’Reilly Saves City with Comic Heroics!
Nico O’Reilly, Man City’s own football superhero, thwarts Chelsea’s mischief with epic saves and dazzles with heroic assists, proving City’s academy breeds legends!
Pep’s Astonishing Cup Conundrum
Pep’s football wizards at City zap into their SEVENTH FA Cup semi-final! With wobbly tactics and slippery seasons, can they conjure Wembley magic again? Stay tuned!
Erling Haaland’s Kneecap Escapade
Erling Haaland, Man City’s giant Viking, tumbles like a pirate! But fear not, superhero sub Omar swoops in to save the day and keep City’s dreams alive!
Man City Sets Out on a Fixture Blitz
Man City gears up for a fixture frenzy, kicking off with a dazzling dance to Wembley! With a marathon of matches, can they conquer the football circus?🏆
Guardiola’s Comic Sidelines Antics Shine!
Pep’s touchline antics mix with Nico’s heroics as caffeinated penguins lead City to an FA Cup triumph! Embrace the chaos, Wembley awaits!
Man City’s Magical Second-Half Houdini
Man City’s magical comeback: from banana peel antics to superhero saves! Nico O’Reilly dazzles, Haaland recovers—City turns the FA Cup into a comedy classic!
Guardiola Gets Benched for Being Cheeky!
Pep’s in the stands as his Yellow Card Dance got too wild! With three yellows for cheeky antics, he’s out for the next match. Sideline drama turned sofa saga!
Haaland’s Hobble Shakes City Hopes!
Haaland hobbles, City wobbles! Our Norse striker swaps Thor’s hammer for knee woes. Can Marmoush save the day in City’s wild ride to glory?
Roy ‘Raging Bull’ Keane Roasts Man City Stars
Roy Keane blasts Man City for moving like turtles in treacle during their FA Cup clash! Can Pep’s crew wake up, or will Bournemouth steal the spotlight?
Savinho Misses FA Cup for Tiny New Teammate!
Savinho skips FA Cup for diaper duty! Pep’s got a lineup thinner than pizza crust, but City still charges with their mighty crew. Will Bournemouth bend?
City & Villa Clash Rescheduled: Chaos Ensues
City vs. Villa match tossed into a scheduling whirlwind! Villa’s FA Cup spree and City’s quest for glory create a calendar chaos fit for a football soap!
Epic FA Cup: City vs. Bournemouth Showdown!
Get ready for an epic FA Cup clash! Manchester City vs. Bournemouth promises more drama than a squirrel in a bottle shop! Tune in and enjoy the football frenzy!