Grealish Scores Amidst City Ghost Seats
Grealish’s sparkly net-buster dazzles empty seats at Etihad! Fans miss magic as Jack and pals play pasta-like passes, hoping for fans not phantom friends soon!
Grealish & Marmoush Dazzle in Madcap Victory
Man City tap-danced past Leicester 2-0, with Grealish scoring faster than a squirrel at a nut buffet and Marmoush joining the goal party. Football circus, anyone?
City in Injury Wonderland Before Derby!
Pep’s “Walking Wounded” City squad pirouetted past Leicester, eyeing a derby with United. Haaland’s spa day leads the injury parade in this chaotic footy soap!
Pep’s Ode to Bobb’s Daring Comeback!
Oscar ‘The Phantom’ Bobb bounces back, thrilling fans with his epic return! Pep predicts future sizzle—as the footie hero steps on stage like a caffeinated knight!
Grealish Scores, Dedicates to Late Brother
Jack Grealish zips and zaps past Leicester like a wizardly winger, scores a magical goal, and sends a sky-high salute to his late brother, Keelan!
Man City Set for Whirlwind Fixture Fiesta!
Man City races through a fixture frenzy, dodging veggie-buffet lions, with ballerina boots and squirrel-speed tactics! Can Pep tango past Man Utd? Stay tuned!
Man City Fans Cheer, Boo, and Dilemma
Man City blitzes Leicester as fans juggle ticket woes! Nico O’Reilly dazzles, but can stadium glitz replace fan spirit? Dive into the Etihad drama!
Man City Zaps Leicester with a 2-0 Moondance
Man City zapped Leicester 2-0, with Grealish’s early boomerang goal and Marmoush’s cheeky strike, while missing Pep and Viking Haaland. What a whackadoodle match!
Grealish Scores as Fans Vanish in Protest
Grealish scores early, but City’s fans pull a Houdini! Protesting ticket tricks, they vanish, then flood back like confetti, chanting their love for the club!
Pogba’s Odyssey: Another Man Utd Saga?
Paul Pogba’s rollercoaster ride to nowhere! Man Utd says “nope” to a Pogba sequel, Marseille nixes him too. Will he score big in Miami or wander like a lost ball?
Khusanov Swaps Pitch for Couch: Guardiola’s Game!
Pep’s madcap musical chairs at Man City! Khusanov benched while Haaland’s knee throws a toddler tantrum. Who’ll pop out of Pep’s hat next? Stay tuned!
Why Man City vs Leicester Isn’t on TV
Man City vs. Leicester: The Hidden Match! Dive into a TV blackout mystery, but fear not! Catch all the action via blogs, highlights, and podcasts. No FOMO here!
Nico O’Reilly’s Whirlwind Adventure
Nico O’Reilly zooms from a broom closet to Wembley, dazzling as a striker-turned-defender. With Pep grinning like he’s found a golden snitch, O’Reilly’s football magic keeps fans spellbound!
Man City Fans’ Wacky Protest Parade
Man City fans waltz into a wacky protest parade at the Etihad, opposing ticket tango tricks while Cityzens face the Foxes in a sizzling football showdown!
Erling Haaland’s Super Boot Saga!
Erling Haaland’s ankle is on a break! Man City’s goal machine turns spectator, as Pep Guardiola juggles strategy like circus balls. Will the king return?