Chelsea’s Cole Palmer drops Man City pals, picks Messi, Neymar, Courtois, Morrison… and cheekily himself for dream 5‑a‑side ⚽

Conte calms storm, De Bruyne silences doubts with 2 assists as Napoli edge Sporting in the Champions League ⚽

De Bruyne drops two assists in Napoli’s 2-1 over Sporting, cooling Conte drama with a wink and a pass 🎭

Haaland fumes after Man City’s 2-2 with Monaco, while Pep coolly parks that anger in the basement like a very lost Ferrari 🚗

Silva thinks Guardiola could coach Spain one day, but for now City keep their biscuit-loving boss firmly on the blue bench 🍪

David Silva tips Pep Guardiola for Spain’s bench one day, but for now City keep their maestro in sky blue 🎨

David Silva dreams of Pep leading Spain, but for now Guardiola sticks with Man City and his matchday coat 🧥

Man City tied Monaco as Silva preached calm while Haaland blasted errors like a striker with a megaphone 🎤

Braga boss Vicens under fire aims for Europa spark vs Celtic, chasing wins and maybe Pep’s luck 🍀

Braga boss Vicens under fire but eyes Europa League fight at Celtic, turning fan pressure into fuel for a comeback spark ✨

Hojlund strikes twice with De Bruyne magic as Napoli beat Sporting 2-1 in the Champions League, a duo sparking Naples with cartoon flair ⚡

Haaland’s double wasn’t enough as Man City drew 2-2 with Monaco after a late penalty spoiled their Champions League buzz 🐝

Haaland strikes twice in Man City draw, adds leadership thunder as goals meet locker room power ⚡

Rodri fit for Brentford clash but Man City still miss four mates, turning Pep’s bench into a tactical jigsaw 🧩