Tevez Spins Yarns from Red Devils to Sky Blues!
Carlos Tevez: from United’s secret keeper to City’s mystical guide, bagging trophies like a daring pigeon chasing magpies between goalposts!
Kyle Walker: Man City Destiny or Drama?
Kyle Walker’s football adventure is hotter than a pepperoni pizza! Swapping Man City’s blues for Milan, his tale’s packed with drama, dreams, and dazzling moves!
Jack Grealish’s Cosmic Comeback Fiesta!
Jack Grealish rockets back into Premier League stardom with a lightning-fast goal, aiming to outshine City teammates like a squirrel on espresso! 🏆
Man City Chatter: Chat of the Century!
Man City prances into the top four with a 2-0 win! Grealish and Marmoush score as Haaland sunbathes. Courtroom drama brews like a soap opera!
Man Utd Fans Get ‘115 Charges’ Scarves!
Man United fans get cheeky with scarves flaunting City’s “115 Charges” like rainbow-zebras at a neon disco, thanks to a prankster bookmaker’s antics!
Yoro’s 9-Word Declaration: City Quakes!
Leny Yoro’s derby spell: “Heads up for the clash!” This Manchester United wizard, with magic feet and bold predictions, aims to rock City’s socks off!
Grealish Scores Amidst City Ghost Seats
Grealish’s sparkly net-buster dazzles empty seats at Etihad! Fans miss magic as Jack and pals play pasta-like passes, hoping for fans not phantom friends soon!
Grealish & Marmoush Dazzle in Madcap Victory
Man City tap-danced past Leicester 2-0, with Grealish scoring faster than a squirrel at a nut buffet and Marmoush joining the goal party. Football circus, anyone?
City in Injury Wonderland Before Derby!
Pep’s “Walking Wounded” City squad pirouetted past Leicester, eyeing a derby with United. Haaland’s spa day leads the injury parade in this chaotic footy soap!
Pep’s Ode to Bobb’s Daring Comeback!
Oscar ‘The Phantom’ Bobb bounces back, thrilling fans with his epic return! Pep predicts future sizzle—as the footie hero steps on stage like a caffeinated knight!
Grealish Scores, Dedicates to Late Brother
Jack Grealish zips and zaps past Leicester like a wizardly winger, scores a magical goal, and sends a sky-high salute to his late brother, Keelan!
Man City Set for Whirlwind Fixture Fiesta!
Man City races through a fixture frenzy, dodging veggie-buffet lions, with ballerina boots and squirrel-speed tactics! Can Pep tango past Man Utd? Stay tuned!
Man City Fans Cheer, Boo, and Dilemma
Man City blitzes Leicester as fans juggle ticket woes! Nico O’Reilly dazzles, but can stadium glitz replace fan spirit? Dive into the Etihad drama!
Man City Zaps Leicester with a 2-0 Moondance
Man City zapped Leicester 2-0, with Grealish’s early boomerang goal and Marmoush’s cheeky strike, while missing Pep and Viking Haaland. What a whackadoodle match!
Grealish Scores as Fans Vanish in Protest
Grealish scores early, but City’s fans pull a Houdini! Protesting ticket tricks, they vanish, then flood back like confetti, chanting their love for the club!