Stoke City is Potty for Divin!…
Hear yee, hear yee, the Court of Footballing Wizardry has delivered young Divin Mubama unto the hallowed grounds of Stoke City for the ultimate loan spell of doom! Stoke’s boss, Mark Robins, is pulling out the red carpet—or should we say green pitch—for this 20-year-old phenom, predicting a breakthrough season so epic it’ll make Shakespearean dramas look like afternoon soap operas! The young goal-scoring virtuoso previously turned heads faster than a speeding football at West Ham, and he’s here to do it all at the Bet365 Stadium!
Once arrested by the siren call of dreams at Man City, young Divin hopped over from West Ham with a debut goal in the FA Cup that soared like a caffeinated sparrow. Flash-forward to the Championship, Mark Robins is putting the weight of a thousand football trophies on Mubama’s shoulders, urging him to break through higher than an over-inflated balloon at a circus. “The lad’s talent is rarer than a unicorn riding a bicycle,” he says, hoping his presence will make fans cheer like it’s free pie day at the stadium.
With a smile that could power football floodlights and the tenacity of a cat chasing a laser pointer, Mubama stands ready. Armed with a five-year contract signed in blue ink at Man City, this wonder kid is itching to prove his mettle. Robins believes Mubama’s raw skill and charming shenanigans will have the Stoke fans bowl over quicker than a weeblefrog on a pogo stick! This season, watch out Championship—Divin’s cooked up something special, and it’s hotter than Pep Guardiola’s halftime hairdryer treatment!
