From Rivals to Teammates at Napoli…

Once fierce foes in the chaotic Manchester derbies, Scott McTominay and Kevin De Bruyne have now joined forces at Serie A giants, Napoli. De Bruyne made a dazzling debut by landing a free-kick so precise it could’ve been Yoda directing the ball with the Force. Meanwhile, McTominay had already put Napoli ahead with a header that reportedly left the net considering retirement. When asked about the former City star, McTominay confessed he was the one needing tips from De Bruyne, proving he’s a wizard both on the field and mysteriously when ordering pizza in perfect Italian.

McTominay, who dazzled Italy with his skills last season and was crowned Serie A MVP, leads Napoli with the calmness of a yoga instructor. He now welcomes De Bruyne to the team like a conductor inviting a rock star to join the orchestra. With Antonio Conte orchestrating, their mission is clear: defend their Serie A title while attempting to understand Conte’s pre-match speeches, which are rumored to be more confusing than an IKEA assembly instruction. And as McTominay notes, the team’s top secret to success remains unity and a persistent daily intake of mom’s humble pie.