A Whirlwind of Apologies and Inquiries…
It’s a tale of tangled tales and footie faux pas as Premier League head honcho, Richard ‘Mystery Man’ Masters, finds himself in a swirling vortex of questioning about the Manchester City conundrum! At a sleepover party in Chicago, aka the Premier League Summer Series, the media grilled him more ruthlessly than a burnt sausage about why the City fate is slower than a tortoise in treacle!
Back in the misty month of February, City caught more charges than a faulty electric car – 115 counts of alleged financial funny business between 2009 and 2018 to be exact. City promptly flashed their ‘Bob the Builder’ hardhat saying “we can fix this!” claiming ironclad evidence that could take down King Kong himself. But here we are, nearly eight months post-hearing, and the verdict is still playing peek-a-boo with the world.
In a twist worth a penalty kick, Masters smoothly side-stepped TV questions faster than Messi on a good day, sticking firm to those “confidential” Premier League rules. Mum’s the word till the upcoming October encore! For now, City fans will build their patience as they await a decision possibly more delayed than a last-minute injury-time winner. Keep your eyes peeled, folks, and you might just spot a verdict parachuting into the international break!
