Ederson’s Exit and Trafford’s Homecoming…

In a twist that could make even Shakespeare spin in his grave, Manchester City are contemplating an epic transfer move that would solve not one, but two of their squad rubik-cube challenges! With more players than there are cones at a training session, City have found themselves in a bit of a pickle, needing to conform to those ever-so-complicated Premier League and UEFA squad rules.

It seems the ever-sprightly Ederson, who recently seemed keener on a Saudi sojourn than a cat in a fish market, might just be on his way to Galatasaray! Meanwhile, City are planning a grand homecoming for their once-gone-but-not-forgotten young goalie, James Trafford, who’s been honing his skills at Burnley. Trafford fits like a boot in a wellie both as a homegrown hero and a club-trained scrapper. Pep, the tactical wizard himself, just might juggle this conundrum to perfection.

By swapping Ederson for the spritely Trafford, City are hopeful they’ll clear the hurdles that make UEFA tremble in their boots every summer. The cherry on top? Traffod’s sweet little £40 million buy-back clause that City plans to haggle down like a pro in a market bazaar. It’s a transfer saga spicier than your granny’s curry, and City fans are here for the drama!