City’s Ticket Transformation: The Flexi-Fandango…
In a move as shocking as a goalkeeper scoring a bicycle kick, Manchester City have unleashed 1,500 shiny, brand-spankin’ new Flexi-Gold tickets for the 2025/26 season, with 500 of these being the fabled ‘new’ season tickets! Fill your football boots, folks! These tickets have been unleashed after impassioned fan protests that were louder than a referee’s whistle in a library. City Matters, the real MVP, managed to persuade the club to freeze ticket prices, ensuring wallets stay as cool as a winter match at Etihad.
The Flexi-Gold ticket, introduced last season and causing a stir bigger than a cat on a football pitch, initially came with a £150 price tag. But now, they’re practically giving it away at £120! Plus, there’s a money-back guarantee more enticing than a forward dive in the penalty box: attend 16 matches, and get your fee refunded faster than Pep’s post-match interviews. To make this maneuver even more magical, the club pledged to transform qualifying Flexi-Gold adventurers into full-fledged season ticket holders—like turning water into wine, but more footie-like!
Priority will be a battlefield—eligible Cityzens Junior Members connected to current ticket holders are first in the charging scrum. But don’t despair, every Cityzen Matchday Member who’s clocked in 16 or more matches might snag a piece of this golden ticket pie. In a surprising twist, those already with Flexi-Gold tickets and an initial £150 lightened from their pockets will joyfully receive a £30 refund. City assures us that this tickety-tango is just the beginning as they aim to grow their Junior fanbase, boosting the team spirit at Etihad until it’s as booming as a Mancunian thunderstorm!
