How to Make Millions Without Playing Football…
Manchester City is out here living the dream, making big bucks without sweating the pitch! Even their promising benchwarmers seem to make it rain cash. Last year alone, they waved goodbye to Shea Charles, James Trafford, and Carlos Forbs, pocketing over £10 million each. To top it all, they netted a jaw-dropping £35 million from Taylor Harwood-Bellis and Liam Delap. Who knew sitting on the bench was so lucrative?
In a classic City move, this summer sees Yan Couto and Joel Ndala joining the “I-made-Millions-without-Kicking-a-Ball” club. Yan Couto will waltz his way into Borussia Dortmund for a cool €30 million, while Joel Ndala will spark up Nottingham Forest for a modest £4 million. Despite making waves in Premier League 2, their highlight reels at City feature little more than warming benches and cheering from the sidelines.
As City looks to make their piggy bank jingle even more, they’re eyeing additional sales. Callum Doyle, Josh Wilson Esbrand, and others could soon be packing their bags. Meanwhile, Kyle Walker’s heading to AC Milan, and Kalvin Phillips is attracting curious glances despite his recent form. It seems Pep Guardiola has found the formula for turning unused talent into pure profit, and he’s not stopping anytime soon!
