City’s Wacky Injury Roll Call Before Bournemouth Battle…

Ah, Manchester City, where the pitch is always green, and so is the face of their medical staff. As Pep Guardiola’s squad prepares for a showdown with Bournemouth in the FA Cup quarter-final, it seems the team is starring in their own medical drama.

Goalkeeper Ederson, after taking a breather from international duties, is doing sit-ups to mend an abdominal issue. Will he make it to the pitch on Sunday? It’s anybody’s guess, but Pep’s poker face at the press conference left everyone in suspense. Then there’s Gvardiol, who may or may not be nursing a sneaky hamstring issue. Classic Guardiola keeping us on our toes!

Meanwhile, defender Ake is on a long hiatus with a foot injury that needed the surgeon’s magic. And let’s not forget Bobb, fresh from a glorious under-21 cameo, dreaming of first-team time. Stones and Akanji also join the cast with their respective boo-boos. Will City pieces these players back together before Bournemouth turns into a bouncy castle of fitness tests? Stay tuned!