Nathan Ake’s Hospital Bed Adventure…
Manchester City fans are wrinkling their brows as the club dropped the bomb that Nathan Ake is responsible for causing some nail-biting suspense after revealing his dramatic hospital escapade on Instagram. Yes, our beloved defender has taken a break from the pitch to sample the latest in hospital couture, following an impromptu surgery for a stubborn foot issue.
After hamming it up against Plymouth in the FA Cup, Ake decided to one-up City by announcing his surgery. Pep Guardiola must now concoct an award-winning plan using his shrinking list of center-backs. Perhaps time to consider a recruitment drive on the playground?
Not even managing a front-page-worthy statement, City’s press release confirmed the defender has “surgery on a fracture in his left foot” without begrudgingly mentioning his previous injury chronicles. Now, recovering at home, Ake has been urged to Netflix and chill while avoiding any more dramatic revelations.
For those concerned souls, worry not; he’s in high spirits ready to challenge Stones and Akanji in the contest of least injury-free appearances. So let’s rally for Ake’s speedy recovery and hope the surviving center-backs don’t start embracing hospital fashion themselves!
