Man City Charges: The Never-Ending Saga…

It seems Manchester City fans might be in for a longer nail-biting spring as the verdict on their Premier League charges might not bloom until late June. Yes, folks, just like trying to get a teenager to clean their room, the decision is “coming soon,” but, who knows when that might be! Pep Guardiola once confidently suggested we’d hear something by March, but as April looms, it seems those hopes have been dashed into the abyss of vague timing.

The Athletic’s David Ornstein, with the wisdom of a fortune teller without a crystal ball, hinted that though spring was penciled in as the verdict season, we might just have to wait until June when the sun’s actually out. Ornstein confessed that phrases like “imminent” and “tomorrow” have been tossed around like a football, yet only a select few truly know what’s kicking. It’s a classic “wait and see,” or in City’s case, “wait and wait and wait.”

Adding to the suspense, no one knows how this verdict will be served! Will it be clear-cut like an offside call, or murky like VAR decisions? With potential appeals on the horizon, it’s clear this saga is far from scoring its final goal. So, stock up on popcorn and bide your time, City fans, the season might finish before this drama does!