Pep’s Playful Puzzle: More Signings to Come?…

Oh, James Trafford, you cheeky wanderer! After a brief holiday at Burnley, he’s returned to Manchester City with the No.1 shirt draped over him like a superhero cape, ready to dethrone Ederson as the shot-stopper supreme! The hefty £27m fee Burnley pocketed might as well have been spent on a spaceship to Mars, but instead, it fuels a galactic squad refresh that has City’s fans buzzing like bees on Red Bull! Summer’s transfer window has turned Pep Guardiola’s squad into a revolving door of football fantastico, with Trafford’s arrival marking the 12th new face before even seeing the first frost of 2025.

But wait, there’s more! City’s scouting wizards are waving their wands over the right-back conundrum, plotting like medieval masterminds looking for the perfect piece to slot in on their chessboard. Poor Kyle Walker has done an ‘Exit, stage right’ like a Shakespearean character, leaving Rico Lewis and Matheus Nunes to juggle hot potatoes. Hugo Viana and his merry band are meticulously scouting, hoping a right-back deal doesn’t slip away like a greased pig at a county fair.

On the other end, it’s a clearance sale frenzy! Jack Grealish and James McAtee might be hotter than a summer barbecue, with City wanting to cash in on these prized sausages. Meanwhile, Pep’s busy avoiding a Beckham-esque Dilemma – too many shiny people and not enough lollipops to go around! ‘Sad players make sad managers!’ says Pep, channeling his inner football Confucius. So, who will be zooming out of Manchester City next? Only the transfer window gods know!