Premier League Clubs Can Still Sell Overseas…

The Premier League’s transfer window shuts tight at 7pm as clubs stop trading like a group of teens racing against a 10-minute pizza delivery guarantee gone wrong! It’s been a wild ride with nearly £3 billion flying out the door faster than a kid’s babysitter allowance at a candy store. But fear not, clubs can still unload players overseas! While England’s window closes early to prevent managers from working late into the night, Serie A, the Bundesliga, and Ligue 1 join the same bedtime routine at 7pm, saving those bedtime stories for another night.

However, the real action continues in places like Turkey and Saudi Arabia, where windows stay open longer than your uncle procrastinating on DIY projects. With Turkey open until September 12, and Saudi Arabia stretching the deadline to an epic September 23, clubs are tempted to dispatch more players like a magician pulling never-ending scarves from a hat. Manchester City’s Stefan Ortega and Ilkay Gundogan might just disappear to Turkey while other English stars consider the enticing offers from the Saudi Pro League. Keep your passports ready, players, adventure awaits!