When Mubama’s Boots Spark an Exodus…
In a twist crazier than a rabona gone wrong, Divin Mubama has swapped his Man City jersey for a dashing Stoke City kit, hoping to sprinkle a bit of his magic on the Championship. Stoke had their spud eye peeled and believe Mubama could be shinier than a new pair of footy boots! After all, they’ve polished a City gem before! With a head full of dreams, Mubama’s off to the Potteries while Man City hums to the tune of ‘bye-bye’ as more young stars eye the exit.
Not to be outdone by Mubama’s fancy footwork, center-back duo Jahmai ‘Wall of Steel’ Simpson-Pusey and Max ‘The Great’ Alleyne are weighing their options. Coach Ben Wilkinson can’t stop singing sweeter than a canary about his golden pair, bragging they strut the league like peacocks in top hats. As defenders plan their great escape, the city of City wonders if they’re swapping titles for turbulent days of transfers.
Meanwhile, Jaden Heskey, strolling at 19 through the Under-21s like it’s a walk in the park, ponders his next big menu item: a loan! With young lions like full-back Lakyle Samuel and mohawk mastermind Charlie Gray hinting at moves too, the pitch feels like a carnival! Mubama’s move has kicked the transfer ball rolling and soon the City lot will scatter like marbles in a tumble, ready for new footy adventures!
