The Epic Blowout for King Kev…
In a farewell bash as epic as a last-minute winning goal, Kevin De Bruyne and his Manchester City comrades took over Grand Pacific for a knees-up that made even disco balls shy. Imagine the place glistening in De Bruyne-blue like a smurf’s dream, teeming with cocktails sporting itsy-bitsy De Bruyne shirts and guests donning gigantic Kev_faces. It was a frenzy of fun until the owls clocked out at 2am!
Not a trick was missed as Pep Guardiola turned up on two wheels—rumor has it he popped a wheelie right up to the door! Inside, the players busted enough moves to create a new meaning for ‘tiki-taka’ on the dance floor. Romantic allies were in tow, with whispers that while the party raged, Erling Haaland was cheekily peeking at Spurs handing Manchester United their own fiesta—via his phone!
The legend of Kevin De Bruyne was crowned—literally, if you count the life-sized masks. His speech teetered on the edge of tear-jerker territory, promising fans he’ll haunt them forever as a bronze statue outside the Etihad Stadium. As the cockroach of Manchester memories, De Bruyne will be unflattened, like a cereal-box hero! What a night—what a legend!
