Farewell Fiesta for City’s Belgian Maestro…
Oh cheeseburgers and football laces, hold on to your corner flags! The Etihad is about to throw a farewell fiesta for their Belgian dynamo, Kevin De Bruyne! Mark your calendars, football folk, for Tuesday, May 20, will be a spectacle of epic proportions as City lines up against Bournemouth. The gloves are off and the bromance begins as K.D.B gets ready to bid adieu, following the FA Cup firecracker against Crystal Palace. The big blue and sky blue gala kicks off at 8pm, and whisper it softly, but the Bournemouth clash promises to be more emotional than a goalpost in counseling!
Apparently, Cityzens are calling in the Etihad architects to ensure the stadium doesn’t flood with tears as De Bruyne takes the mic for a post-match serenade. City confirms there’ll be a tribute that’s expected to be grander than a goalkeeper on stilts. Kevin, who’s been strumming the midfield like his own harp for a decade, is hoping for one last wild dance in the City colors. He’s expressed that he’s still got the magic boots of Merlin, but alas, the contract scribes have vouched for charting new horizons.
Captain Pep himself is laying down confetti pathways for Kevin to walk upon. With Bournemouth, Fulham, and that grand Crystal Palace showdown on the horizon, the Wizard of Dribble has a decision! Does he gamble for gold and risk a tumble in the global stage, or does he dandy off to new meadows with a mantle full of memories? Whatever the walking racehorse decides, City fans will be queuing for tissues faster than you can say “back of the net!”
