Stones Rolling to England Camp…
In a twist wackier than a kangaroo moonwalking to disco beats, John Stones is set to join the England training camp. Yep, you heard it right — the lad’s hopping over for some rehabilitation action, just in time to sip tea with Thomas Tuchel and the gang. Meanwhile, the corner flags of Etihad are left sobbing in solitude as Stones gears up for matches with Andorra and Senegal. It’s like inviting the invisible man to a game of hide and seek!
This season, the Stones’ injury drama was bigger than a soap opera with more cliffhangers than Agatha Christie. After all, he barely stretched those famous legs a dozen times before being off the pitch! Pep Guardiola’s fury at the FA is as fiery as a dragon mistaking hot sauce for water. Picture this: City’s engine room was starting to look like a one-legged crab race without Stones. And yet, they gallantly chased dreams on the beautiful game carousel!
Ah, the speculation raindrops continue to pitter-patter on Stone’s future like a tap-dancing llama. Will he make it to the FIFA Club World Cup extravaganza in the States, or twiddle thumbs in Manchester while sipping Earl Grey? Guardiola might be dreaming of players built like Iron Man, but Stones, ‘The Rolling Defender,’ has an encore in him yet. Stay tuned for more twists, shout-outs, and football fever in this ever-dramatic saga!
