Jack Grealish: Wanted, Unwanted and Undecided …

In the latest episode of ‘Where Will Jack Grealish Go?’, the wing wizard finds himself wooed by Newcastle United like a modern Romeo on the Tyne. With only 1,319 minutes of fame this season and just 14 starting gigs, poor Jack has been chilling on the Manchester City bench more than scoring on the pitch. Newcastle seems to offer a bright new spotlight, giving him hope to bust out those golden boots more often.

The Chronicle whispers to us, “Psst! Grealish has been hanging out in the North East, maybe checking out Toon’s famous bridges or just loving those Geordie accents.” Meanwhile, Arsenal once dreamt of signing him with bated breath and beans on toast, but alas, Villa parked the Jackmobile at £80m.

Pep Guardiola’s patience is thinner than Jack’s hair products. “Prove your worth or enjoy the view from the subs,” says Pep, hinting at fierce battles against academy wonder-kids like Savinho and Jeremy Doku. Even John Terry is playing career counselor, urging Jack to ponder deeply like a philosopher with shin pads.

With England dreams and a fresh start in mind, Jack Grealish must now decide—stay, move, or keep us all guessing.