Scott Carson Waves Farewell to Man City…
In a teary-eyed Instagram bombshell, Norwegian wonderboy Erling Haaland scribbled a love letter to the mystical bench-warmer and goalkeeping granddaddy, Scott Carson! After avoiding grass stains at Manchester City for six years, Carson, aged 39 and an undisputed hero of the half-time oranges, finally said goodbye to the Etihad. In those magical 108 minutes he played, he left an impression bigger than a football boot stuck in wet cement, impacting Haaland like a cosmic football sage!
Carson’s influence was far more Brad Pitt than bench-sitting gnome, guiding younglings like Haaland with the kind of wisdom you’d expect from a talking football. His heroics included warming up teammates’ spirits and occasionally attempting to make gravity-defying saves—which were mostly storyboard legends. Pep and the gang reckon his positive vibes were more infectious than free Wi-Fi, so much that they mentioned him in their farewell scroll with the detail of a medieval bard chronicling a knight’s tale.
His suddenly-legendary tenure had him handle more team cuddles and pep talks than actual shot-saving… but hey, that’s what makes a legendary bench artist! Manchester City wasn’t just a place to awkwardly grip a water bottle for Carson; it was a haven where he watched champions soar from a cozy seat. As he floats into the sunset, the silver-haired guardian leaves behind a galaxy of spicy memories and a treasure chest of silverware he barely touched. Fare thee well, Scott, the king of the benches and lord of morale!
