Pep Speaks After City’s 4-0 Wolves Win…
Pep Guardiola is scratching his head more than a monkey in a lice-off, unsure about Ederson’s future with just two weeks left in the transfer window. The City goalkeeper missed the season’s premier game with gastroenteritis — which is about as fun as a dance-off with a kangaroo. Galatasaray is swooping like a falcon at a pigeon fancying a deal for Ederson, while City is giving Donnarumma the shy glances teenagers give to their crush. Pep maintains his mantra: unhappy players can leave, but only if their exit plan is wrapped in gold.
Meanwhile, City might just have stumbled upon a secret weapon for conquering the season, like finding an unlimited buffet after running a marathon. With new speeds from Oscar Bobb and Tijjani Reijnders, City plans to counterattack at light speed. Though, against Wolves, they seemed to have more bouncing power than a pogo stick on steroids. Pep remains cautiously optimistic, remarking that the team’s first game was full of surprises and was as unpredictable as a cat at a dog show.
