Man City Injury Crisis: Enter the Academy Heroes…

Pep Guardiola is putting his SCUBA gear to good use, diving into the Manchester City academy pool for some fresh defensive talent. With three out of four main centre-backs nursing their injuries like cherished pets, Pep’s trusty hands are tied like a pretzel. Enter Manu Akanji and John Stones, already wrapped in metaphorical bubble wrap on the sidelines. The latest to join the club of “ouch” is Nathan Ake, who left the FA Cup pitch halfway against Plymouth—and not because he wanted popcorn! Post-surgery, he’ll be cheering from the fans’ area for the next 10 to 11 weeks. Oh, how time flies when you’re having medical procedures!

Meanwhile, Ruben Dias has officially taken up the role of Iron Man. No pressure, right? Guardiola’s faith also lies in the shiny new defenders, Abdukodir Khusanov and Vitor Reis, who hope to stay out of injury trouble—and Pep’s red-eyed glare. Khusanov already made an early impression with a tiny oopsie on his debut but hasn’t looked back since. As for Reis, his sterling performance at Plymouth gives fans hope.

Rallying the academy troops, Pep issued a clarion call: gear up and join the Champions Club, because sooner or later, there’ll be a chance to shine. Step right up, future stars, the field is calling—and possibly Pep’s approval nod!