Keating Kicks Legal Woes to the Sidelines…
In a plot twist wilder than a goalie sprinting across the pitch to score, Manchester City goalkeeper, Khiara Keating, soared to freedom on the wings of justice as charges against her were buried faster than a wayward penalty. The football goddess was accused of having “hippy crack” – sounded like a dodgy dance move – but Greater Manchester Police just booted the case into the stands, leaving her to juggle her footie dreams without a legal whistle blowing. Her mum was also in the lineup for this courtroom drama but played no part in this comedic legal own goal.
The 20-year-old shot-stopping sensation, a future legend of England’s Euro campaign, let out a breath of relief bigger than a stratospheric footy kick. “It’s been harder than bench pressing a bus, but I’ve spilled more beans on facing strikers than on any wrongdoing!” Keating said with the victory music playing in the background. Now, she can shift her focus back to gloving some squeaky clean saves and maybe even munching on some celebratory pie – or should we say Pye.
As she prepares for the Euros, man her grandma’s garden gnome goalkeeper never saw *that* coming. From keeping four nifty clean sheets out of twelve to becoming a tabloid’s favourite WAG (Wrongfully Accused Goalie) stories, Keating is ready to swap headlines for headlines and leave this legal hoopla behind. With an Arsenal of spirit and a Manchester of dreams, she’s cleared her line – next stop: more goals and maybe some jetpacks!
