Injury Woes for Manchester City vs Brighton…

Phil Foden’s season is turning into a game of hide and seek with injuries as the Man City star is out again for the Brighton clash. Joining him is the new summer sensation Rayan Cherki, who seems to have caught the injury bug that’s as catchy as a pop song in the top 40. With Savinho still M.I.A and Tottenham left with unrequited love, Pep is left juggling more football headaches than a mathematician in a Pi memorization contest.

Foden flashed a smile that could light up a cereal aisle during the Club World Cup but now finds himself scrambling to stay fit. Meanwhile, Cherki’s French aspirations might need a baguette-sized miracle after being sidelined. As Rodri manages to balance his groin woes while being summoned to Spain’s squad, Guardiola must feel like he’s one player short of a winning game of musical chairs against Brighton, with Josko Gvardiol spectating from the stands.