Sunday Showdown at Old Trafford!…

Hold onto your butty pies, folks! It’s that time when the behemoths of the pitch, those Manchester mammoths, collide in a Sunday showdown hotter than a kettle filled with boiling chip fat! Man United is rolling out the red carpet for the sky blue City and it’s going down with all the glory of fish-n-chip shops battling over who has the crispier haddock. The bragging rites for Manchester are up for grabs, and the stakes are higher than a giraffe’s hat!

The drama is thicker than gravy on a Yorkshire pudding as Ruben Amorim, the newbie to the Premier League, tries once more to do what even the world’s finest Dalalamas of the game have failed to do regularly – outwit Pep Guardiola. Last time, it was Amad who played the hero’s tune with a last-moment banger against the Cityzens. However, he’s benched this round by the injury bug that’s bitten harder than an angry goose.

And fear not, armchair gaffers! It’s all being beamed to your telly boxes via Sky Sports, including the nail-biting post-match musings on BBC’s Match of the Day 2! If that’s not enough, there are blogs, apps, and even podcasts for those who prefer to hear the action by ear rather than watch it! Grab your chips and a subscription, park yourself on the couch, and let the footballing fireworks begin!