Manchester City’s Gift to Their Belgian Wizard…
Hold onto your football hats, folks! Manchester City has decided to turn Belgian midfield maestro Kevin De Bruyne into a statue superhero outside the Etihad Stadium! Yes, you heard it right. They’re carving up a metal De Bruyne to join the superhero league of Aguero, Kompany, and Silva. It’s like the Justice League of Football, minus the capes. KDB waved goodbye after bewitching Bournemouth with a 3-1 spell, leaving fans in tears and maybe a leprechaun or two weeping in envy.
But wait, there’s more! Forget Yellow Brick Roads, Manchester will now boast the ‘Kevin De Bruyne Crescent.’ The place where football dreams come true and half-time pies taste better. Even legends’ families are handing out golden tickets—well, lifetime season tickets, to be precise. His former teammates couldn’t resist firing video missiles of praise in his direction. Rumor has it that his final match at Craven Cottage will see the grass weep tears of joy as City aim to cement their top-five crown.
While Kevin’s busy oiling his gears for next season, City is on a quest to find his heir. Names abound, but the scouts are locked in a pricing tug-of-war for Bayer Leverkusen’s Florian Wirtz. Maybe they’ll find a new sorcerer to keep those magic flares flickering. Until then, De Bruyne remains a footballing legend, standing tall in statue form, ready to keep future goalkeepers sleepless. Farewell, KDB. May your statue never need a raincoat!
