Will Donnarumma Join the City Squad?…

Manchester City are in a bizarre goalkeeping limbo, waiting for a crystal ball to reveal Ederson’s future before potentially signing Gianluigi Donnarumma from Paris St-Germain. This summer could witness a total transformation of their goalie lineup, but only if Ederson decides his gloves are destined for another stage. It’s like a football episode of “Will They, Won’t They,” with Galatasaray already rejected but hovering like a pesky mosquito around Ederson’s ear, hoping the Brazilian might swat himself toward their team.

Trafford’s £27 million debut was more of a comedy sketch than a golden performance, as he lent a helping hand to Tottenham’s second goal. But City’s boss, Pep Guardiola, insists reading too much into this lineup shuffle is as productive as training a goldfish to whistle the national anthem. Meanwhile, PSG priced Donnarumma like a vintage Ferrari at £40 million, despite Enrique’s “drive it out of town” sentiment. With third-choice goalkeeper Marcus Bettinelli’s injury throwing another twist into the mix, City fans are left clutching their seats, wondering which goalie’s saga will drop the curtain first!