KDB Kicks Wolves to Moon and Back…
In a cloudy clash of cosmic proportions, Manchester City narrowly dodged a werewolf bite to beat Wolves 1-0 under the Etihad’s glow. Kev ‘The Maestro’ De Bruyne, that midfield wizard with footwork smooth as butter on hot toast, slammed home the solitary goal. Jeremy Doku played the magical assistant, setting the stage for KDB’s dazzling dagger, as City inched closer to Champions League thrills without cracking their superstar Erling ‘The Viking’ Haaland from his icy bench.
Despite lurking at the wrong end of Premier League Land, the Wolves transformed into raging lionesses (cue hair-raising roars), hitting the post like it’s going out of style. Ait Nouri and Matheus Cunha danced through City’s defense like they had moon boots on, yet saw their efforts bonk off the woodwork with a clonking watermelon sound. Nonetheless, City clung on like a limpet to a rock in a tsunami, scooping up the precious three point bounty.
City’s defense, steadied by Ruben Dias’s nerves of adamantium, laid those pitch invaders to rest with ventriloquist ease. Silva, the silent ninja, kicked away every possible danger. Meanwhile, subs like Foden (fresh from broomstick duty at Wembley) snuck on for a fleeting wizard’s duel. In this madcap ballad, Manchester City left the Etihad pitch as one happy gang of ball-loving pirates!
