Man City’s Summer Swoon for Brits
Man City embarks on a wild quest for British talent! UEFA’s rules have them sniffing out homegrown heroes faster than a bloodhound on a sugar rush!
Transfers
News about Manchester City’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Man Utd’s $71M Kickstart for CFG Rollercoaster
Man Utd’s golden boot adventure plans cost $71M, spinning CFG’s fortune wheel! Bryan “Lightning Boots” Mbeumo scores for Troyes with surprise turbo cash!
Man City: The Prodigal Goalkeeper Returns?
Is James Trafford, the goalie Gandalf, set for an Etihad encore? Man City might just roll out the blue carpet for its magical, boomerang prodigy!
Goalie Tango: City & Newcastle Duel!
City’s goalie puzzle rivals pizza’s hotness! Will Trafford’s Etihad magic trump Newcastle’s detective skills? Pep’s Goalie Olympics await! Game on!
Man City’s Midfield: Chaos or Comedy?
Man City’s midfield is an epic cartoon caper! De Bruyne’s exit sparks a madcap race among new recruits, young prodigies, and veteran stunts!
City’s Gigantic Right-Back Quest: No Livramento!
Man City skips Livramento, hunts a right-back like Sherlock on a football quest! Will they find their knight for Pep’s kingdom? Stay tuned for the transfer drama!
City Keepers In Galatasaray’s Soccer Soap!
Goalie drama alert! Man City’s Ederson might swap blue for Galatasaray’s fiery colors. Will James Trafford boomerang back? Stay tuned for the spicy showdown!
Man City’s Tricks: Solve Two Woes at Once
Man City schemes a Shakespearean swap! Ederson eyes Galatasaray, while Trafford’s thrilling homecoming unfolds—like juggling with balls of fire!
City’s Grealish Dilemma: Boom or Bust?
Jack Grealish’s City saga unfolds like a wild circus! Can Pep juggle his disco-ball dilemma? A loan might save the day, or will he bust? July 28 awaits!
Striker Swap: Marmoush vs Ekitike Sideshow
Get ready for Marmoush vs. Ekitike, the prankster strikers! Who will entertain more, the Conga King or the Cheeky Chappy? Soccer’s slapstick saga unfolds!
Man City Eye Chicken Run with Trafford!
Man City vs. Magpies in the quest for goalie galore! Trafford may zoom back to City, triggering a goalkeeper showdown. Can Trafford’s net magic save the day?
Oscar Bobb’s Rollercoaster Ruckus
Oscar Bobb’s Premier League saga is like a wild ride on a squirrel’s rollercoaster! Injuries may have sidelined him, but Pep’s magic just might send him soaring again!
KDB’s Spaghetti Western Transfer Tale!
Kevin De Bruyne swaps Etihad for Napoli, ditching dull contracts for spaghetti, pizza, and Serie A heroics alongside Lukaku. Let the calcio carnival begin!
Sverre Nypan’s Daring Dive to City
Sverre Nypan’s hopping from a 10-1 faceplant to Manchester City’s turf! This midfield wizard aims to dazzle with more tricks than a caffeinated squirrel!
City’s Academy: Golden Goose Factory!
Manchester City’s Academy is a golden goose! With clubs scrambling for James McAtee, it’s like a squirrel frenzy worth £25 million. Talent equals treasure!