City’s Great Escape From Player Woes!
City’s new move: buy-back magic! From transfer flops to academy tops, they’re pressing replay on lost stars. Can City spin football gold again? Tune in!
Transfers
News about Manchester City’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Celtic’s Comical Rumba for Teen Defender!
Celtic’s eyeing Man City’s rookie star Jahmai Simpson-Pusey to boost their defense. Will this disco ball defender rock Scotland like a Braveheart hero?
Pep’s Puzzle: Grealish & Co. Still in Limbo
Pep’s got more players than a magician with rabbits! Grealish & McAtee’s future’s like a soccer circus. Transfers play hide-and-seek; stay tuned!
City Cashes in on Teen Winger Sale Bonanza!
Manchester City cashes in on whiz-kid Farid Alfa-Ruprecht, bagging £5M and a sizzling 50% sell-on clause! It’s raining golden goals, folks!
City’s Right-Back Rumble Royale Begins!
Manchester City’s right-back race is crazier than a penguin on roller skates! With Livramento out and Walker in Milan, Nunes navigates the chaos!
Sesko’s Transfer Circus: United’s £70m Tightrope!
Who’s joining the football circus? United eyes Sesko for £70m! Will he join the red lions or fly with the Magpies? The transfer window’s wild ride awaits!
Man City Paqueta Drama: Yellow Card Chaos!
Man City’s Pep dreams of Lucas “Yellow Card King” Paqueta! Will he dodge lifetime ban drama and join the Sky Blues? It’s like soccer meets Pokémon!
Sesko to Man U: Haaland Rivalry Emerges!
Manchester United eyes Benjamin Sesko as the next potential goal-gobbling Red Devil! Can he out-sprint Haaland and wow Old Trafford? Stay tuned!
Donnarumma to United: The Goalie Odyssey!
Is Donnarumma bound for Manchester? United eyes the Italian goalie with reflexes faster than a caffeinated squirrel! Chaos, popcorn, and new gloves await!
Trafford’s Epic Return to Man City!
Sheep whisperer turned football wizard, James Trafford leaps from fields to feats at Man City! Ready for pep talks, goalie dreams, and unwritten legends! 🧤
United’s Gold-Plated Transfer Circus!
Manchester United leads a billion-pound Premier League fiesta with wild £130M buys for Mbuemo and Cunha! It’s a money-mad transfer circus!
Man City’s Wacky Wallet Wonders!
Man City’s cash carnival features £27m ninja goalie James Trafford joining Pep’s party! Premier League spending is wilder than a kangaroo on a pogo stick!
James Trafford’s Epic Etihad Return
James Trafford returns to Man City after a wild Burnley ride, ready to duel with Ederson in a goalie showdown that feels like Quidditch! Will he grab that No.1 spot?
Man City’s Zany Transfer Marathon!
Manchester City is on a wild transfer ride! New stars in, old stars out, and plot twists galore—it’s the Etihad’s own football soap opera!
Man City: The Big Blue Circus!
Man City’s circus act sees Pep juggling players like clowns! With £123.8M spent, it’s a midfield pie bake-off. Who stays, who goes? Grab popcorn!