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Pep’s pitchside polka steals the show! VAR drama turns Etihad into a football opera with tango flair. Expect more footy theatrics, disco sneakers ready!

Phil Foden’s out with a mystery bug, while City’s stars catch the “can’t play” flu! Pep unleashes rookie heroes faster than squirrels on espresso!

Man City faces Crystal Palace in an Etihad showdown! Pep’s puzzle without Haaland, a must-watch, as UK fans cheer on TNT Sports 1 at 12:30pm BST! ⚽

Gary Neville’s phone buzzed like crazy after blasting Pep’s tactics as dull as a nil-nil draw! Is football losing its flair? Bounce back time!

Epic clash alert! Man City, with half their team in bandages, faces Crystal Palace at Etihad. Can the backup heroes rise? Watch this rollercoaster game!

Man City gears up to dazzle or doze in their turf adventure against Crystal Palace. Will De Bruyne’s wizardry break the soccer snooze spell? Tune in to see!

Man City hits the pitch like tap-dancing penguins against Palace! With stars benched, De Bruyne sparkles and Pep’s plans go wild! Ready for ‘Bonkers Football’?

Man City turns into a “bruised bananas” market! With injuries blocking the Champions journey, will Haaland, Foden & Ake be back to rescue Guardiola’s squad?

Man City’s got more injuries than a giraffe’s neck is long! Foden and pals face Crystal Palace, leaving Guardiola scrambling for miracle cures. Can Pep pull a rabbit out of his hat?

Man City slips into a legal quagmire deeper than a goalie’s dive—130 charges! Will Pep’s crew play dodgeball or risk a red card from the Premier League?

Pep quips about a 45-player Man City; it’s a football soap opera! With KDB off to waffle lands and Crystal Palace looming, Pep’s ready for the midfield magic show!

Man City vs Palace: Sky Blues vs Eagles in a footy showdown of soap-opera proportions! Who will soar or score? Tune in for the ultimate sporty drama!

Foden’s dribble drama and Grealish’s slap saga steal the Manchester Derby spotlight! Amid chants, City’s seesaw hopes wobble, dodging seventh spot chaos!

City’s whiz kids take over as De Bruyne exits! Jaden Heskey zips around like a Messi-kangaroo hybrid, making Pep’s team a youthful talent fest. Excitement galore!

Oliver Reiss, the teen retiree turned coaching maestro, leads Man City’s U18s on a 23-game winning spree! Can his soccer penguins salsa to Youth Cup glory?